< Pull my strings just for a thrill

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via lindsaylohansmugshot)

suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

(via ourlungsarebeggingustocalmdown)

"

I think I am surviving
in all the wrong ways

"

ten word poem (via saga—masamune)

(Source: wordscanbeenough, via lost-yet-finally-found)

sorry:

"Its a small world" 

No its not otherwise I would be spending every day visiting my internet friends

(via decepption)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via meowchelly)

sorry:

"Its a small world" 

No its not otherwise I would be spending every day visiting my internet friends

(via decepption)

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

(via meowchelly)

cheezetits:

the only real downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment

(via escapefromthenothing)