< Pull my strings just for a thrill

tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

(via meulinn-leijon)

friend: ever since i started having sex i think i might be into super kinky stuff
me: oh really like what
friend: idk my bf handcuffed me last night
me: whoa that really is kinky
me internally: weak

n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness, via mythemeisnotwhatireblog)

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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(via cundalini)

"To wish you were someone else
is to waste the person you are."

Kurt Cobain (via bl-ossomed)

(via livethebigdreams)

redflanneluke:

NICE LEGS

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DAISY DUKES

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MAKES A MAN GO

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(via fragileirony)